How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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