she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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