I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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