69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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