yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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