But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
PANTIES FOUND
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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