I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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