I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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