it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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