okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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