It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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