Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
