What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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