My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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