another moral hangover. fuck.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
