We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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