It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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