You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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