If i come over, it means nothing
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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