so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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