Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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