oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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