well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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