If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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