I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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