you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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