i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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