Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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