Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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