Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
17 year olds will be the death of me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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