your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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