what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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