A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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