hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Girls should come with a carfax report
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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