You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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