Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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