How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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