My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
