Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
