he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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