I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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