Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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