Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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