Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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