Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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