I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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