When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there was a trapeze. enough said
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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