Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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