When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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