I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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