Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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