awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
