I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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