Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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