Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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